INDEX of Topics

> Humor & Quotes

> Info Needed When BUYING or RESCUING a PARROT

> PARROT CARE SHEET

> Quilt of Holes (story from a lady in USA)

> LINKS for Animal Lovers, Arts & Crafts,
Ideas & Inspiration, Green Living, Health & Wellness
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HUMOR & QUOTES . . .

"Do you like news from outer space? The Mars Rover has found evidence of water and salt. You know what this means? At one point Mars supported margaritas. (D Letterman)


BIBLE JOKES:

What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Who was the greatest female financier?
Pharaoh's daughter. She went to the river bank to draw out a little prophet.

What vehicles are in the Bible?
> Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
> David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
> The Apostles were all in one Accord (Honda?)

Who was the most flagrant law-breaker?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
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